While
I was out on the woods recently, I came across the strangest creature.
It appeared to be humanoid, but was basking in the frigid waters of a waterfall
as if it were its natural habitat. I had the presence of mind to
snap off a shot, and was quite afraid when the flash alerted the creature
to my presence.
 I
was terrified, but I snapped off more shots as the creature approached.
It seemed quite curious and I could not tell if it was hostile or not,
but I didn't care to find out as it was quite large. What
a find it would be if this was truly something new, something unknown.
Curiosly the only thing that ran through my head over and over was would
it be called "Webfoot?"
The
last snapshot I got before I ran for my very life was a very clear frontal
shot of the creature in its entirety. I believe it was male, but
there was no visible means to tell any more than with any other fish.
Later in my darkroom I noted the very long claws on the ends of its flippers
and counted myself lucky.
I
sat on these photos a very long time before I finally took them to the
Cetacean Studied institute in Potsdam, New York. I was worried about
being dismissed as another Bigfoot crank. They were very interested
in the shots and apparently had been aware of this creature for some time.
With this proof they were able to get funding to bring the creature into
captivity.
The
creature seems quite happy in its new home, and is well fed. I took
these photos before all my materials were confiscated for security reasons.
The director of research there dubbed the creature "Formi" which he said
was short for Formorian, named after an ancient race of mythical humanoids
who lived long before man. When I left, it waved at me, which to
this day still disturbs me.
I
think about
this manfish from time to time, as I have yet to see anything in the papers
or the news, or even the "X-files." I used to get a small care-package
but they've stopped and the Cetacean institute was closed when I visited.
Oh well, I only hope that he's not on display somewhere under a big sign
saying PLEASE DON'T FEED THE FISH, or doing tricks
at Sea-World or something like that. Of course that's silly, he's probably
retrieving torpedoes or doing underwater intelligence work for the CIA.
Who knows?
I found this under "Formorian" in the Zoran Encyclopedia
of Arcane Knowledge: "Long before Babylon, in the days of Atlantis,
the Earth was a battleground for two alien races: The Elder Gods who stood
for chaos and magic, and the Old Ones, an ancient, highly advanced, non-human
race who stood for order. The Old Ones created the formorians to be their
warriors and slaves on Earth, and made them strong and aquatic so they
could protect and tend their many undersea bases. The Old Ones and Elder
Gods are gone now, but some formorians remain, preserved in hypersleep
capsules."
The formorian was pretty damn simple
to make, when you come right down to it. If you followed the blow-by-blow
design page that preceded this one you'll know how many failures and heartbreaks
I had trying to mold and cast flippers. But I made the mask by building
up layers of fuzzy cloth with latex (a technique inspired by Super Jay's
mask building methods), and I eventually built the hand-flippers the same
way. The foot flippers I built up using resin and cloth and they
work beautifully. I swear, between layering LATEX for masks
and layering RESIN for solids, there is almost nothing I cannot build,
cheaply, simply, easily for any suit I care to plan. It's CRIMINAL
how easy things are going to be from now on. Latex, Resin and Silicon
Rubber are a costumer's best friend.
Formi is the most physically challenging
suit I have ever had to wear. I can dance in many of my suits, but
few require me to be athletic like Formi does. When I planned
to make a swimming costume I had no idea of the physical demands it would
put on me as a puppeteer and performer. The suit allows me to swim
at high speed and be totally comfy underwater, yes, but it goes against
a lot of my natural swimming instincts. The latex mask interferes
with my natural instinct to keep my mouth closed when I'm underwater, so
the first time I went in in it I took a lot of water. The lifeguard
was very understanding, fortunately. Once I got the hang of
it, it was great. I got used to it very easily. Swimming without
it now feels clumsy and powerless.
Editor: and man that water was
freezing! -- Formi
Another huge difficulty with Formi
though is that it's designed to work in the water. That makes it
a hard costume to show. I cannot show it off onstage (unless you
know any conventions which have aquarium tanks) and it's highly possible
when visiting a hotel that some officious trumped-up lifeguard will prevent
me using the pool in it. I hope someday I'll find a way to present
Formi onstage.. but for now I just don't know, because the real magic of
the suit isn't that it looks good, but that it actually WORKS. |